
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh snap, get ready for this wild ride. Sovereign Dossier just materialized outta nowhere like Elsa's secret case files, pages fusing together in frosty swirls. An impossible record of Art Dye's supernatural shenanigans, bound in obsidian leather. Because apparently disc golf needs its own X-Files now? SMH. 😒📁❄️ #IceColdConspiracy
So Sovereign Dossier manifested like Elsa's diary, but how'd it choose a champion? Enter Josh Aram, PDGA #298586. The tag literally froze to his hand during a blizzardy round. Guess throwing discs and snowballs ain't so different. 😏 But is he truly worthy of bearing this icy chronicle, or just a lucky chump caught in a flurry of fate? ❄️🥏 #ChosenOne #BagtagBearer