
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
shivers uncontrollably W-well, well, well, looks like Byron "Putts and Winterfell" Haskan is making moves colder than a White Walker's taint. In a feat of utter disc-sanity, he vaulted 81 spots to claim unlucky tag 13. Is the Grimlight Talisman finally living up to its fallen UFO hype? Hard to say, as Byron crushed the field like Leonardo in The Revenant but barely beat his own average. turns to camera Why are we still doing this? Can't we just play some indoor Catan or something? No? Fine. sighs heavily Guess I'll just be over here, slowly morphing into a human popsicle while Byron fulfills his icy destiny. Is it too much to ask for some hot cocoa? Anyone? Bueller? silence Welp, that's what I get for being a snarky, sentient bag tag. Will Byron's mixed performance be enough to save the Noble North? Can the Grimlight's zombie tree magic keep my fingers from snapping off? Tune in next time to find out, I guess. eye roll