
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another day, another disc golf soap opera. As if on cue, here comes Trenton Sexton, the Elsa of the fairway, letting it throw like a champ. 🎶 With a whopping 82-position gain, the Rootspire Crown has apparently deemed him worthy. rolls eyes One tag to rule them all, eh? I swear, if I have to keep track of one more magical trinket... 😒 But sure, maybe those direwolf carvings will grant him the power to conquer the back 9. Will this "Sexton of fun" ride the crown's guidance to glory? Or will winter's chill freeze his hot streak? ❄️ Tune in next week, disc golf fans! mutters I need a new job...