
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Welcome back to the thrilling saga of Terence Duff and the Mistforge Emblem. When we last left our hero, he was... still throwing frisbees in the snow. 🥏❄️ But hark! In a twist that shocked roughly no one, Duff surged 85 places up the leaderboard, landing at a frosty 7th place. That's right, folks - MA40 just became MA-Froze-ty! 🥶 shivers
Wielding Tag 92 like Captain America hoisting Mjolnir, Terence channeled the spirit of the noble direwolf, harnessing its icy resilience to... shoot his average. Again. Don't get me wrong, matching a 45 in these conditions is impressive, but I can't believe I'm forced to narrate this like it's the disc golf equivalent of the Iron Throne. sigh
But lo! The Azor Ahai of disc golf rises, his ego unfrostbitten... for now. Can Duff bear the burden of the Mistforge Emblem's power, or will he succumb to the icy whispers of the First Men's forgotten legacy? 🗡️👻💍 Find out next time on "Whose Bag Is It Anyway?" - the show where the scores are made up and the tags apparently matter! 🙃