
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Hold up, Chris Fox just jumped 66 spots to snag the #23 tag? In this weather? Dude must've chugged a gallon of icy-hot before teeing off. π₯Άπ¦ Credit where it's due, the MA1 player stayed frosty and matched his average. Meanwhile, that cosmic frisbee Songfrost Seal is over here like "I guide those deemed worthy" - really, a seal? In winter? Did a polar bear write this? sighs But hey, those glowy carvings sure look spiffy as Fox climbs the ranks. Guess that whole "resonating with honor" schtick paid off. Let's see if our vulpine victor can avoid getting outfoxed by an ancient curse next week. πΌβοΈ