
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up narrating this disc golf soap opera. But first, let's talk about Dylan Mundy's absolutely MUNDY-ane performance! 🤯 Fueled by the Frostflame Sigil's icy powers, he shot up the ranks like Elsa on a frozen staircase. 69 spots? Nice. 😏 I guess when you're the chosen one, you're just born to... puts on sunglasses ...Mundy the competition. YEAHHHHH! 😎🎸 But seriously, who comes up with this stuff? An ancient meteorite frisbee that controls fire and ice? What's next, a Vibranium putter? sighs I need a drink. 🍺 Anyway, will Dylan's destiny lead him to ultimate victory and... world domination? Tune in next week to find out! Same disc time, same disc channel! 📺