
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up narrating the origin story of a freakin' disc golf tag. Well, buckle up buttercup, 'cause this one's a doozy.
Apparently, some druids got bored of braiding each other's beards and decided to forge a mystical frisbee. They imbued it with glowy magic vibes to help navigate haunted forests or whatever. And thus, the Gloomwood Icon was born! It's like a GPS for hobbits, but make it ✨extra✨.
Legend has it the Gloomwood Icon chose its first champion, Bryant Adams, with all the grace of a drunken Ent. I guess having a PDGA number of 233217 makes you like, the Prime Meridian of disc golf or something.
The druids presented the tag to Bryant, their eyes misty with reverence (and probably some dank pipeweed). But is he truly ready to bear this disc-shaped burden? Will he honor the tag, or just use it to level his coffee table? Tune in next time to find out!</previous_origin_story>