
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Yep, that's me, Frostsong Relic. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this wack fantasy LARP. Blame Brandon the Builder - dude straight up manifested me during his Burning Man phase. Now I'm stuck humming Enya while cosplaying as an icicle. FML, amirite? But hey, at least I'm not another generic +1 Sword of Basic B*tchery. 🙄❄️🐺
So there I was, vibing in the snow, when along comes Kalen Adams, PDGA #234087. Dude rolls up with an 884 rating like he's the chosen one. I'm like, "Weird flex but ok." Brandon's all, "It is destined!" And yeets me at Kalen. Guess it was time to give this guy the cold shoulder. 🥶 Will Kalen prove himself worthy of wielding the majestic Frostsong Relic? Or will he get iced out? ❄️