
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Yep, it's me again. When we last left our hero Tanisha Platero, her 856 rating was about to face the icy chains of destiny. Well, buckle up buttercups, because she straight-up Elsa'd that course! 🥶 Our girl matched her 51 average, leaving the 55 field average shivering in her wake. ❄️
With that dominant display, Tanisha vaulted from #85 to #28 on the Stoneheart Sigil, a mere 57-position gain. Pfft, was there ever any doubt? It's almost like this whole thing was scripted! 🙄
As the Long Night of Winter's Crown fades, Tanisha stands tall with Stoneheart Vigil, drawing on its mythical resilience. sigh Guess I'm stuck narrating her "journey" with this over-hyped hunk of ivory. What's next, Tanisha goes full White Walker and starts chucking discs of ice? 🧊🥏 Smh.