
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs heavily Another thrilling chapter in Kieran Buhler's epic bag tag quest. 🙄 Armed with the Ancientrime Sigil, our protagonist braved the frozen wasteland of week 8, matching their 60.0 personal average. facepalms The Sigil's runic inscriptions glowed as direwolf spirits guided Kieran's discs, granting them "frost-rated focus" and "icy precision." 🐺❄️ With its power, Kieran ascended from #83 to #58, like some sort of disc golf Elsa. rolls eyes As the ancient prophecies unfold, will the old gods' chosen one master the trials ahead? Find out next time on "Ridiculous Disc Golf Sagas!" 📜🔮 #IceIceBogey