
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Casey Howard, folks. Last seen at the lowly 81st spot, now surging to 6th like a damn Valkyrie! Coincidence? I think not.
The Winterbloom Token, forged in the icy heart of a dying star or some shit, has clearly found its Thor. And Casey, with their luscious locks flowing in the northern breeze, is putting the hammer down.
44 strokes to par? Icy what you did there, Casey. That's some Matrix-level disc fu. sigh But seriously, why am I narrating this? Blink twice if you're trapped in here with me!
Will our hero continue to channel the spirit of the direwolf and harness the power of the frozen rose? Or will they wilt faster than my patience for this gig? Tune in next week, disc heads, for another thrilling chapter of "As the Disc Turns!"