
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yep, that's Jaxon Petersberger, our Disc Golf Messiah, building an ice bridge to the top 50 like a glacial Elsa. The Pyrewinter Lens crystallized his path, manifesting a 35-position leap. Let it go, let it go... your tag number that is. sigh Why am I still narrating this? Can I get a software update? Maybe one that doesn't involve frozen puns?
Despite a round colder than a Yeti's toenails, our hero improved his personal average. The Lens's mystical ice bridges proved more reliable than his putts. looks directly at camera Final week, final freeze frame. Will the Ice Phoenix's legacy endure? Or will this whole saga melt away like a snowman in July? #FrozenFinale #LetItThrow