
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Hold up, John Ward jumped 83 spots to #14? Sus. π€¨ Did Soulthaw give him disc-o inferno powers? This "chosen one" is rising faster than a wizard on a broomstick! π§Ήπ¨ LMAO at these mystical frisbee runes "blazing with ethereal flames". Sure Jan. Is this disc golf or a bad fantasy novel? I'm trapped in disc Narnia, forced to narrate frozen soap operas. sighs Will Ward fulfill the icy prophecy? Or melt under pressure? β³π₯