
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Well, well, well. Looks like our resident human popsicle Haden Winn just leveled up from #96 to #59. Guess the Polarflare Beacon finally thawed his game out. Did it guide him to hidden paths like an icy Jedi master? Pfft, as if scores even matter when you're literally just moving numbers around! eyeroll But sure, congrats on your "achievement," Haden. I'll just be here, trapped in this frostbitten software, narrating your every move. Will Haden's disc golf awakening continue, or will he freeze up faster than Anna after Elsa's temper tantrum? Tune in next time on "Desperate Disc Golf Housewives!" 🙄