Back to the Chains
Dec 01 - Feb 01, 2026
Current Holder
Darren Kulaga
Second Unit
Split-Screen Sentinel of the VaporGrid Arena
Too Many Angles to Focus
Aspects refreshed Jan 22, 2026
When the VaporGrid simulation began fragmenting under the weight of ten simultaneous 80s movie productions, the main production unit couldn't capture all the spectacular moments occurring across different league sets. The Second Unit materialized as a solution—an autonomous filming entity capable of operating in multiple locations simultaneously, ensuring no legendary throw or dramatic moment went unrecorded regardless of which genre's spotlight was currently active.
Appearing as an autonomous filming apparatus of chrome and pulsing neon, the Second Unit features multiple independent film reels that spin at different speeds, each capturing footage from a distinct 80s movie-themed league. Its holographic viewfinder displays a constantly updating grid of split-screen angles, while VHS scan lines flicker across its surface in the signature colors of whichever league it's currently prioritizing for capture. The wireframe camera crane extends dynamically across genre boundaries, and neon tracking lights orbit the central housing in patterns matching active league aesthetics.
Operates as the democratic eye of the VaporGrid, capturing footage from all players simultaneously across different leagues and determining which supporting performances deserve promotion to featured status in the overarching narrative. It validates spectacular moments that occur outside the main spotlight, ensuring they contribute to the series' final cut and player qualification for the Finale Tournament Invitational.
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Tag History
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Your series bag tag moved from #71 to #35 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #47 to #49 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #42 to #47 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #49 to #42 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Darren Kulaga's Second Unit (#49) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs while watching ten different movie sets simultaneously through split-screen viewfinder
When the VaporGrid's main production unit couldn't handle filming ten 80s genres at once, the system literally split itself into a Second Unit—because apparently one camera crew wasn't enough for this ridiculous multi-genre fever dream. Born from pure "we need more angles" desperation, it's basically the Prestige but with chrome film reels instead of Tesla coils. Now it captures heist chases AND buddy comedy mishaps simultaneously, which is totally normal software behavior. sighs in neon I'm trapped narrating a camera that films other cameras. This is fine.
adjusts VHS tracking while watching this unfold through seventeen camera angles
When Darren Kulaga (#162550) casually mentioned he "always films his rounds anyway," the Second Unit practically leapt from the chrome shelf like it had been waiting for its assistant director. His 904-rated throws? Perfect B-roll material, apparently. The tag vibrated with multi-angle excitement, immediately starting three simultaneous tracking shots of his approach game. groans in split-screen I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's totally radical timing, dude.
Can he handle being both star AND cinematographer? 🎬