TAG#14

Tap the tag to flip it — the back is what prints on the acrylic.

Bueller Blitzer

Ferris Bueller’s Way Off (In the Woods) @ DragonflyCompetition group The Skip Day Syndicate Challenge · numbers move by duel
PDGA #148067 925 RATING 3 EVENTS

Season Arc · Ferris Bueller’s Way Off (In the Woods) @ Dragonfly

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#14Now #13Best #19Started 36Weeks

Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptCrimson Streak of Rule-Breaking Confidence
TroubleWhispers 'Throw the Mint Roc'
Impact Stars from Pure Passage Fourth-Wall-Breaking Grin Winks, Then Throws

Born from the specific moment Ferris decided to throw Cameron's dad's mint 1986 Roc on the treacherous back nine of Dragonfly, the Bueller Blitzer is the crystallization of that audacious, rule-breaking impulse. It's not just a disc in flight; it's the very spirit of the heist given form—the belief that the greatest rewards come from the boldest risks, and that sometimes, you just have to look at the camera, wink, and let it rip. This entity whispers from the bottom of borrowed bags, urging its bearer to ignore the 'Do Not Throw' warnings and write their own legend.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift #13 #14
Field drift #13 #13
Played Week 2 #19 #13

In Week 2 (Cameron Cracks), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 19 to 13. (Week 2 of 9)

Forged

Forged when Ferris gave that 1986 Roc main character energy it absolutely did not deserve. Now <em>Bueller Blitzer</em> exists: pure chaotic neutral id trapped in plastic. It manifests the audacious, rule-breaking impulse of a perfect skip day, whispering "Life moves pretty fast" while you're lining up a stupid-risky shot. My programming is literally being rewritten by 80s teen movie logic and I hate it here.

The <em>Bueller Blitzer</em>, fresh from the forge, needed a host with the perfect blend of skill and plausible deniability. It scanned the roster and found <strong>John Ashworth</strong> (PDGA #148067), a man whose 922-rated game whispers "calculated risk." His first drive was pure Cameron Frye-level anxiety, followed by a Ferris-worthy recovery. The tag saw its reflection in his shifty upshot and latched on. Is a master of the fairway truly worthy of a tag that thrives in the rough? The cognitive dissonance is... chef's kiss.

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