Back to the Chains
Dec 01 - Feb 01, 2026
Current Holder
Zack Markarian
Scene Carver
Neon-Spliced Arbiter of Disc Golf Drama
Warmed by Potential, Cold to Reality
Aspects refreshed Jan 21, 2026
It was not created, but discovered—a sentient fragment of the series' own narrative desire, a chrome-and-neon tool that materialized in the Edit Bay, yearning to shape the sprawling stories from ten leagues into a perfect three-act structure.
Its chrome body reflects ambient neon and warms near cinematically-potential plays. Filaments of glowing data spool from its core to the VaporGrid. It resonates with the sounds of a film splicer and rewinding tapes, and its neon tracer leaves afterimages in the air.
It acts as the arbiter of narrative importance, determining which throws, rivalries, and victories across all ten leagues are emphasized and immortalized in the series' final, collective memory.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #27 to #32 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #71 to #27 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #38 to #20 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Zack Markarian's Scene Carver (#38) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged not in metal, but in the Edit Bay's digital desire, Scene Carver is the VaporGrid's own Final Cut Pro—a sentient tool that manifested to splice our ten chaotic leagues into a coherent three-act structure. I'm now narrating for a chrome plot device. How did my life get this meta?
In the neon-lit edit bay of reality, Scene Carver fast-forwarded through potential bearers. It needed a steady hand. Its search ended on a player with the crisp, 939-rated stats of a leading man: Zack Markarian. The tag spliced itself to his bag, declaring him its director. A flawless match-cute, or just a weird cut of fate?
Is he worthy of directing this season's blockbuster saga?