
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Well, well, well. Looks like winter came early for our boy Steffan. The Dawnbreak Chalice must've forgotten to pack its long johns, 'cause Steffan's score froze faster than a White Walker's pension plan. shivers 26 ranks down? In this economy? Maybe the chalice's "inner light" needs a fluffing. Did George R.R. Martin write this twist? squints at camera Guess that whole "beacon of hope" thing was just marketing hype. Some "chosen one" - more like "frozen dud". Will Steffan thaw out his game, or is he doomed to be the league's comic relief? And who do I invoice for my therapy bills? #IceIceMaybe #ChaliceChump #TheLightThatFailed