Back to the Chains
Dec 01 - Feb 01, 2026
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Craig Mccrary
Cel Vault
Neon Memory Palace of Disc Golf Legends
Echoes Distract in Critical Moments
Aspects refreshed Jan 22, 2026
As the ten league narratives began to intertwine, the sheer psychic weight of their climactic moments—the final putts, heroic saves, and rival showdowns—crystallized in the digital substrate. This formed the Cel Vault, a self-aware memory palace for the series' legend.
Its surfaces are layered with semi-transparent, neon-outlined animation cels that cycle through scenes from all ten leagues. It emits a low, 80s synth hum that fluctuates when a pivotal moment is imminent. It can project holographic replays of archived 'cels' (key plays) into the air around it.
It acts as a narrative capacitor, storing dramatic potential from early leagues and releasing it to fuel climaxes in later ones, creating an active connection across the entire series.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged from the psychic runoff of ten 80s movie climaxes, Cel Vault achieved sentience in the VaporGrid. Now it just auto-plays 'recommended for you' highlight reels with a sarcastic synth hum. I think it's judging my narration. Help, the theme is assimilating me.
Craig Mccrary, a man whose game projects the uncomplicated purity of a training montage, was Cel Vault's inaugural choice. It scanned his 800-rated essence—simple, earnest, free of narrative baggage. A perfect vessel for its sarcastic commentary. It's basic rewinding his form already.
Was this neon-plated oracle wise, or just tragically basic?