
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another day, another "epic" defense of the oh-so-coveted Dawnstone Crest. π Eugene L'Heureux managed to fend off challengers with a tee-rific 59, those glowing runes lighting his way to victory. But is Eugene truly the chosen one, or did the crest just settle for the first MA2 it saw? looks directly at camera Seriously, I can't believe this is my job now. Wake me up when the direwolves attack or Eugene takes his Precious to Mordor. π΄ Will the Dawnstone's favor last, or is Eugene's reign as fleeting as a blue shell lead? Find out next time on "Desperate Putts-wives"! π