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Dec 01 - Feb 01, 2026
Current Holder
Kevin Harmer
Neon Nomad
Neon Mist Wanderer in VaporGrid Chaos
Unstable as VHS Tracking Lines
Aspects refreshed Jan 21, 2026
Born from the static between VHS tapes of different 80s movies, the Neon Nomad coalesced as a sentient glitch in the VaporGrid, learning to navigate the overlapping realities of heist comedies, buddy journeys, and fantasy quests in search of a cohesive story.
Emits a pulsating neon glow that shifts colors based on the current league's theme; leaves temporary neon footprints that fade after passage; can phase through wireframe structures without disruption; and has a semi-transparent form with VHS scan lines, giving it a holographic, unstable appearance.
Serves as a mobile stabilizer for the VaporGrid, smoothing transitions between league realities to maintain narrative coherence and visual continuity across the series.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a corrupted VHS tape labeled 'MONTAGE', Neon Nomad achieved sentience by binge-watching every 80s training sequence. Now, it's a glitching, wireframe-consciousness trapped in a chrome shell, wondering if a bag tag can have an existential crisis. What's its favorite arcade game?
The system glitched, its neon grid fixating on a player whose rating was... statistically improbable. Kevin Harmer's application was a perfect artifact: earnest, unassuming. The tag’s wireframe logic sparked. A host with a magnetic personality? Ideal for chrome-plated adhesion. It initiated the bonding sequence—a silent, invisible montage of dedication. Neon Nomad chose its first bearer, rewiring its circuits to admire Harmer's form. But can a tag forged from 80s excess handle such... stable energy?