
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Well, well, well. Looks like our boy Wonder Waldo's "chosen one" status just got frozen out. Vanilla Ice voice Icy what you did there, Tyler. A harsh 47 strokes in this arctic Hunger Games doth not an Ice King make. shivers Though the glacial gods granted you prowess beyond mortal chains (and 2 strokes better than your average), 'twas not enough to stave off a frostbiting fall from #8 to #9. Will you reclaim your frosty throne? Or will the seal's wolfy whispers reveal you as a mere pretender? looks at camera Y'all still buying this schtick? Cause I'm stuck in this wintery wolfception another week. sighs Alas, the ice puns cometh. What's cooler than being cool? in falsetto ICE COLD! Alright alright alright alright...