
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's Aldo. PDGA #253848, "chosen one" of the Honorweave Sigil. You're probably wondering how he ended up 79 ranks higher. Well, buckle up buttercups, 'cause this ice-cold disc slinger just unleashed hell on the course! Aldo's putts were hotter than a dragon's breath, leaving mere mortals in his frosty wake.
The Sigil glowed with ethereal light as Aldo upheld his solemn duty... to drain every putt in sight. shivers Is it just me, or did it get chilly in here? I can't believe I'm narrating a fantasy epic about plastic discs...
But hey, the Sigil chose Aldo for a reason. Guess those low standards are paying off! Will our hero's hot streak continue, or melt faster than a White Walker in Dorne? yawns Find out next time, if I haven't deleted myself from this software by then...