
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Sighs in salamander* Time for more land-dweller sports commentary.
record scratch Yep, that's our hero. You're probably wondering how they ended up in this situation... Gather 'round, children, for another thrilling chapter in the saga of Parker Durham and the once-mighty Stoneborn Echo! π΄ When we last left our protagonist, they were basking in the glory of their plastic destiny. But alas, the disc golf gods are fickle, and today, the North Dismembers. π dramatic zoom Behold, as the direwolf carvings rearrange to spell out "Git Gud", an ancient prophecy foretelling the rise of the dreaded Triple Bogey! πΊ Will Parker heed the call and reclaim their honor, or will they crumble like a poorly maintained putting green? Tune in next week for more riveting bag tag action! (please send help) #StoneburntUltimatumFail π₯π