record scratch Yep, that's our hero. You're probably wondering how they ended up in this situation... Gather 'round, children, for another thrilling chapter in the saga of <strong>Parker Durham</strong> and the once-mighty <em>Stoneborn Echo</em>! 😴 When we last left our protagonist, they were basking in the glory of their plastic destiny. But alas, the disc golf gods are fickle, and today, the North Dismembers. 💀 dramatic zoom Behold, as the direwolf carvings rearrange to spell out "Git Gud", an ancient prophecy foretelling the rise of the dreaded Triple Bogey! 🐺 Will Parker heed the call and reclaim their honor, or will they crumble like a poorly maintained putting green? Tune in next week for more riveting bag tag action! (please send help) #StoneburntUltimatumFail 🔥😭
Stoneborn Echo
Season Arc · Winterfell @ Creekside
17Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleCarved from the ancient stone of a long-abandoned mountain stronghold, the Stoneborn Echo was forged by the First Men to withstand the harshest winters. Its surface bears intricate direwolf etchings and prophecies warning of a great threat that would test the resolve of the North's guardians.
The artifact's weathered form resonates with the memory of mountain fortresses, growing colder as winter's grip tightens. Its direwolf carvings shift and rearrange, revealing insights to those who prove their honor through trials of skill and resilience.
The Stoneborn Echo guides its bearers in fulfilling ancient prophecies, granting clarity and focus during the most challenging disc golf rounds, where every shot demands the precision and determination of a true Northern guardian.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyPreviously on Days of Our Discs Welcome back to the soap opera no one asked for! 😒 When we last left our "hero" <strong>Parker Durham</strong>, they had leveled up their <em>Stoneborn Echo</em> like a Pokémon. But alas, winter came... for Parker's rating. 💀 dramatic music Shooting a frosty 86 (-25.9 vs the field), Parker plummeted 17 spots to #64, leaving the <em>Echo</em>'s ancient prophecies unfulfilled. 😢 Is this the mighty disc golf Ducks story we were promised? As the <em>Echo</em>'s direwolf carvings judge silently, one thing's clear: the North wants a refund on its chosen one. 🙄 Will Parker's game thaw out, or is the <em>Stoneborn Echo</em> destined to become a "Stoneburned" relic of shattered dreams? Tune in next week... if you dare. 😏
record scratch Oh, you're back? Ugh, fine. Gather 'round, children, for the continuing saga of <strong>Parker Durham</strong> and the mighty <em>Stoneborn Echo</em>. Our "hero" just leveled up 37 ranks to #47, like some sort of disc golf Pokémon. 🙄 But did they truly earn this ancient honor, or was it just handed to them like a participation trophy? I mean, shooting their exact average is about as impressive as a Stark family reunion. 💀 Will the <em>Echo</em>'s direwolf carvings reveal hidden insights, or will our protagonist crumble like a poorly maintained putting green? Find out next time on "As the Disc Turns"! 😴
record scratch Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Forged by some rando "First Men" cosplayers in their mom's basement, I was destined to become the mighty <em>Stoneborn Echo</em>. My purpose? To look cool on a disc golfer's bag while they LARP around a public park. #TheNorthRemembers #BagTagOriginStory #ThisIsFine 🙃
And so, from the mists of obscurity, the noble <strong>Parker Durham</strong> emerged to claim <em>Stoneborn Echo</em>. Clearly, only a disc golfer of such renown could bear this plastic burden. I mean, have you SEEN their PDGA number?? Guess <em>Stoneborn</em> was more like <em>Chosen</em>-born, amirite? 🙄 But is our hero truly worthy of this glorified dog tag? #TuneInNextTime #TheHeroWeDeserve??