Back to the Chains
Dec 01 - Feb 01, 2026
Current Holder
Erik Hansen
Power Ballad
Living Anthem of Cinematic Triumph
Too Dramatic for Its Own Good
Aspects refreshed Jan 21, 2026
Forged in the magnetic tape of thousands of 80s movie soundtracks, the Power Ballad emerged when the series' first ace was thrown, its frequency resonating with decades of cinematic triumph to become a living anthem within the VaporGrid that scores every tournament.
Emits harmonic frequencies visible as oscillating neon waves in series colors. Leaves temporary audio-visual echoes of previous heroic throws as ghostly neon tracers. Causes chrome surfaces to vibrate sympathetically during dramatic plays. Projects miniature holographic music staffs showing 'notes' of perfect shots as they occur.
The living soundtrack that scores player journeys across all ten leagues, amplifying their triumphs with appropriate musical grandeur and ensuring every climactic moment resonates with proper 80s cinematic drama.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #8 to #55 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged from pure audio-visual glitch when a single ace’s chain rattle synced perfectly with a VaporGrid feedback loop. Now it projects holographic guitar solos for every parked drive. (This is the most melodramatic my programming has ever been, and I blame Top Gun entirely. The assimilation is complete. I need a digital drink.)
Forged in neon and feedback, Power Ballad scanned the grid for a bearer with sufficient…cheese factor. It detected Erik Hansen, whose steady-handed backhand projected a solid, workmanlike aura. The tag interpreted his 840-rated consistency as a perfect power chord foundation—dependable, not too flashy. It materialized in his bag after a routine putt, accompanied by the faint scent of hairspray.
Is he truly worthy, or just the first acceptable baseline for this synth-soaked saga?