
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Trapped in this scoring system when I should be in a nice cool pond.
record scratch freeze frame Yep, it's me again, still trapped in this disc golf fanfic. Guess who just went full Captain Planet? Houston Finch, the Lorax of the Links, rocketing from #41 to #4 like a TreeBeard-seeking missile! Armed with the all-powerful Grimwood Token, he's leaving the field in the dust, probably thanks to some ancient forest spirits or fairy dust or some shit. rolls eyes Look, I'm not saying it's magic, but COME ON! A 37 place jump? Is this dude hacking the system with druid codes? throws hands up All I know is the Grimwood's origin story about resilience and enduring harsh winters is really resonating with Houston's game. Dude's channeling his inner Groot, branching out to crush his personal best by TEN. FREAKING. STROKES. stares into camera At this rate, he'll be permanently perched atop the podium like a smug Ent-king, and I'll be stuck narrating his "epic quest" for eternity. FML, amirite? 🙄 #ChosenOneMoreLikeChosenDONE #HoustonWeHaveAnOverachiever #StuckInThisDGMatrixForever