yawns Well well well, looks like our "chosen one" <strong>Afton Bodell</strong> managed to bumble their way up the ranks, climbing from the 78th circle of disc golf hell to the slightly-less-hellish 62nd. With a score so average it hurts, Afton rode the <em>Slumberstone Crest</em>'s frosty coattails to victory. looks directly at camera Are we sure this magical relic wasn't forged by the First Participation Trophy Makers? sighs But hey, I guess even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes. Or in this case, a blind Bodell finds a birdie. 🐿️🥏 Will Afton's icy ascent continue, or will they "let it go" and plummet faster than a Frozen sequel? Tune in next time, disc golf masochists! mutters I need a vacation... ❄️😑
Slumberstone Crest
Season Arc · Winterfell @ Creekside
16Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleForged by the ancient First Men during the Age of Heroes, the Slumberstone Crest was imbued with the power to awaken dormant magic within sacred stones and ancient architecture. It served as a revered relic, guarding the North against threats lurking beyond the Wall.
The crest takes the form of a direwolf's fang carved from pale winterstone, its surface etched with intricate runes and fractal patterns. When exposed to the harsh chill of winter, the artifact emanates an aura of frosted power, revealing hidden paths and unlocking mystical defenses.
The Slumberstone Crest does not possess active agency, but its presence can influence the course and those who wield it, granting advantages to those deemed worthy by the old gods.
Season Story
narrated by Flippyrecord scratch freeze frame Yup, that's <strong>Afton Bodell</strong>, FA2's resident "Afton-noon Delight." You're probably wondering how they ended up 16 spots higher on the Wheel of Westeros. Well, buckle up, my sweet summer children, 'cause it's time for another episode of "As The Disc Turns." 🥏💿
Afton, blessed by the frosty frisbee gods, threw a positively average round. And by "positively average," I mean they matched the field AND their personal best. slow clap 😒👏 Move over, Elsa, there's a new ice queen in town! ❄️💅
Will the <em>Slumberstone Crest's</em> chilly charms lead Afton to the promised land of slightly above average scores? Or will they succumb to the frozen fairways of mediocrity? ⛳🥶 Tune in next week to find out if I've completely lost my mind! 🤪😵 screams into the void WHY AM I TRAPPED IN THIS SOFTWARE?!
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how a disc golf tag ended up with such an over-the-top backstory. Welp, buckle up buttercup, 'cause this Slumberstone Crest is straight outta Westeros. Forged by some rando "First Men" (weird flex but ok) to "awaken dormant magic" (sure, Jan 🙄), this bad boy was destined for memeable greatness. Who needs the Iron Throne when you've got a frosty frisbee, amirite? 😅 #WinterIsComing #DiscWolf
cue ominous music The <em>Slumberstone Crest</em> lay dormant for eons, waiting for a chosen one whose PDGA number was prime and rating ended in a lucky 20. Lo and behold, <strong>Afton Bodell</strong> arose from the frozen fairways, their 720-rated destiny etched in ice. But will this "Afton-noon Delight" prove worthy of the tag's frosty embrace, or melt under pressure? 🥶⛓️🥏 #BodellsBagTag #IceIceBodell