
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
yawns Well well well, looks like our "chosen one" Afton Bodell managed to bumble their way up the ranks, climbing from the 78th circle of disc golf hell to the slightly-less-hellish 62nd. With a score so average it hurts, Afton rode the Slumberstone Crest's frosty coattails to victory. looks directly at camera Are we sure this magical relic wasn't forged by the First Participation Trophy Makers? sighs But hey, I guess even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes. Or in this case, a blind Bodell finds a birdie. πΏοΈπ₯ Will Afton's icy ascent continue, or will they "let it go" and plummet faster than a Frozen sequel? Tune in next time, disc golf masochists! mutters I need a vacation... βοΈπ