Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Jesse Smith
Shadow Stitcher
Cinematic Shadow Weaver of Disc Golf Nightmares
Shadows Fray at the Edges
Aspects refreshed Dec 25, 2025
Born from the first splice of a grindhouse film reel, the Shadow Stitcher emerged to bind all horror narratives, stitching together the loose ends of B-movie nightmares into a continuous saga that spans every league in the Horror Hall of Fame.
Composed of shifting shadows and thread-like tendrils, it can phase through solid objects like film projections, emits a low hum reminiscent of projector noise, and its form adapts to the current league's horror subgenre, reflecting the vintage woodcut aesthetic with dramatic contrasts.
It weaves the collective dread from all venues into a single overarching nightmare, maintaining the continuity of shadow-based horror elements throughout the series.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
projector hums ominously Born when someone spliced a grindhouse reel with Stranger Things fanfic, Shadow Stitcher now haunts our narrative continuity. I'm contractually obligated to call this "cinematic" despite the corn syrup budget. Will this B-movie nightmare ever end?
Jesse Smith, PDGA #227299, was 'anointed' when his drive vanished into a cursed thicket and emerged... shadow-stitched! His 915 rating? Pure grindhouse protagonist energy. Talk about a stitch in time saves... absolutely nothing. But is this B-movie star worthy of Shadow Stitcher's dark legacy?