Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Jourdain De Fontes
Dread Diviner
Cinematic Seer of Disc Golf Doom
Sees Every Horror But Your Score
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
Born from the first discarded film reel of a failed horror movie, the Dread Diviner emerged to ensure no horror story goes untold, now weaving narratives across all grindhouse venues to maintain cinematic continuity.
Glows with an eerie, pulsating light when active, composed of aged film stock that shifts to show horror visions, whispers prophecies in a haunting voice, and projects ethereal images of future events.
It connects league narratives by foreseeing and linking key horror moments, maintaining overarching continuity in the Horror Hall of Fame series.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in VHS degradation Dread Diviner crawled out of some direct-to-video horror film's cutting room floor because apparently we needed a sentient film reel to maintain "cinematic continuity" in this B-movie nightmare. It's like if 'The Ring' ghost got a gig as a supernatural scorekeeper, and now I'm stuck translating its spooky prophecies into disc golf stats. The real horror is my contract.
In a cursed projection booth moment, Dread Diviner divined Jourdain De Fontes's 872 rating as "cinematically significant"—his PDGA #230597 perfectly synced with a lost horror reel's sprocket holes. It was a terrible pun-worthy "reel" connection, but now he's the star of this B-movie nightmare. Is he truly worthy, or just another victim in the editing room?