
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
dramatic music plays In a shocking twist that would make George R.R. Martin proud, Jacob Barham has risen from the ashes of his previous round to claim the Frostspine Crown! With a performance that would make even the Night King shiver, Jacob climbed 33 ranks faster than Bran became the Three-Eyed Raven.
sigh As the ancient direwolf runes grant him clarity, I'm stuck narrating this nerd's journey to the Iron Throne of disc golf. If this were a TV show, I'd demand a spin-off. But alas, winter is putting, and Jacob's reign has just begun. Stay tuned for more "A Song of Dice and Fire!" stares directly at the camera Send help.