
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Sighs in salamander* Time for more land-dweller sports commentary.
Behold, the Stoneward Crest, forged in the fires of...a 3D printer? 🤔 That's right folks, this "ancient" direwolf is about as old as last week's leftover pizza. But don't worry, it still has the power to...um...get lost in a pond? 🌊 As the league's players gather for another riveting round of throwing frisbees at metal baskets, will the Stoneward Crest rise to defend the Noble North, or just end up as a glorified dog toy? 🐶 Stay tuned...