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Sara Smith
Frostweird Abacus
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The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye

Nov 22 - Jan 10, 2025
Averaged a 607 rating
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#138 Frostweird Abacus
Sara Smith

Sara Smith

PDGA Rating 574
Division FA4
Events Played 3
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Frostweird Abacus

Origin Story

Forged eons ago by an ancient order of mystics devoted to the study of cosmic cycles, the Frostweird Abacus was used to calculate the probability of rare supernatural events, including the prophesied return of the legendary Ice Phoenix. Its existence was long forgotten until its recent discovery during the investigation of strange ice phenomena on Art Dye's hallowed disc golf course.

Properties

Carved from a single piece of translucent glacial ice, the abacus is etched with intricate runes and mystical symbols. Its crystalline form refracts light in ethereal patterns, and its beads seem to move of their own accord, shifting with each supernatural calculation. The artifact emanates a palpable aura of frozen power.

Role

While the Frostweird Abacus does not possess overt agency, its mystical calculations manifest as physical ice formations and phenomena on the course, leaving a trail of clues for investigators to decipher in their pursuit of the Ice Phoenix's true nature.

Tag Details

League The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
Pool Dizzlers

Tag History

Origin Story
3 months ago
Sara Smith
Sara Smith
Week 3 Score: 84 Place: 1
4 months ago