
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your reluctant amphibian analyst, reporting for duty. Unfortunately.
deep sigh It's the final episode, folks! Timothy Scholle just pulled a 70-spot jump hotter than Elsa's ice palace, landing at #40. dramatic music The Wraithchill Manifold finally revealed its secrets, showing Timmy the way like a frosty GPS. 🧭 checks script Wait, I'm STILL narrating this? Ugh, fine. ahem Our Disc Golf Bachelor accepted his final frosty rose 🌹 with a round that would make Olaf proud. breaks character Seriously though, can I get a union rep? This frozen phoenix nonsense has me colder than a Minnesota winter. ❄️ dramatic voice And so ends our Winter's Tale... until next season! mic drop 🎤