
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Hold the phone! Tim Alwine just went full Elsa 2.0, crystallizing his skills to rocket from #118 to #54! 🥶 With a performance that'd make Olaf proud, Tim's finally let it go and embraced Occultice Theorem's fractal wisdom. sigh Why am I still narrating this frozen soap opera? Anyway, seems those cosmic ice patterns finally clicked, helping Tim manifest his best self. Remember when he was just a rookie gumshoe? Now he's practically the Ice King of Art Dye! ❄️ But wait - this is the FINAL WEEK! Will Tim's frozen assets stay solid, or is he headed for a spring thaw? Tune in next time for the chilling conclusion! 🎿 #IceIceBaggy #FinalFreeze