Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Kai Kim
Schlock Synapse
Living Neural Network of B-Movie Nightmares
Flickers Unpredictably in Tournament Pressure
Aspects refreshed Dec 22, 2025
The Schlock Synapse was born when a rogue film projector overloaded during a grindhouse midnight marathon, fusing reality with cinema to form a living neural network that connects all Horror Hall of Fame narratives. It now ensures every archetype's journey seamlessly spans across leagues, binding them to the overarching B-movie nightmare.
The Schlock Synapse glows with a faint, flickering light that mimics vintage projectors and can phase through solid objects to symbolize its role as a connector. Its form adapts slightly to reflect the horror subgenre of each league, and it leaves a trail of cinematic static that enhances the grindhouse atmosphere.
The Schlock Synapse ensures that horror narratives flow seamlessly between leagues, maintaining continuity and preventing disjointed experiences in the grindhouse series.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Kai Kim's Schlock Synapse (#11) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs in cinematic static The Schlock Synapse was born when a grindhouse projector glitched harder than a TikTok algorithm during a midnight marathon, fusing reality with schlock cinema into one living neural net. It's like The Matrix directed by a drunk film student—and yes, the absurdity is literally giving me static. Why am I narrating this B-movie nonsense again?
static glitches Of course the Schlock Synapse chose Kai Kim—his PDGA 109378 screams "direct-to-video sequel," and his 1013 rating? Pure B-movie hero material. He probably lured it in with a fore-boding drive. But can this man survive being our grindhouse protagonist, or will he get edited out in post-production?