Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
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Colin Slark
Phantom Painter
Spectral Artist Painting Disc Golf Nightmares
Perfectionist Haunted by Unfinished Masterpiece
Aspects refreshed Dec 21, 2025
A failed artist from the 1970s who died while creating horror posters for a doomed drive-in, now eternally painting nightmares into reality to achieve the perfection he never found in life, becoming the spectral force that binds the Horror Hall of Fame visuals together.
The Phantom Painter wields an ethereal brush that drips spectral paint in the series' colors (#8B0000, #39FF14, #FFBF00), leaves temporary painted illusions that fade after enhancing horror scenes, and can paint on any surface, including air, to manifest authentic B-movie visuals that adapt to each league's subgenre.
It paints the visual elements that define each league's horror subgenre, ensuring aesthetic authenticity and connecting all venues through a cohesive grindhouse visual narrative.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Colin Slark's Phantom Painter (#82) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the spectral remains of a 1970s drive-in artist who died mid-poster, Phantom Painter emerged—now eternally slinging horror visuals with more passion than an 'Evil Dead' marathon. This backstory is campier than my fog machine addiction, and I'm contractually obligated to narrate it. glubs in theatrical despair Who thought this was a good idea?
As the cursed projector flickered to life, Colin Slark didn't just sign up—he spilled his blood-orange electrolyte drink on the registration form. The drive-in's spectral forces saw this gore-adjacent offering and deemed it worthy. Thus, Phantom Painter chose its first canvas of terror. But can this mortal handle being the opening act for this schlocky horror show, or will he end up on the cutting room floor? sighs theatrically