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Clint Karren
Enigmafrost Sextant
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The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye

Nov 22 - Jan 10, 2025
Averaged a 891 rating
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#67 Enigmafrost Sextant
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Clint Karren

PDGA Rating 888
Division MA40
Events Played 3
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Enigmafrost Sextant

Origin Story

Forged from the first frost that gripped Art Dye's rolling hills, the Enigmafrost Sextant is a mystical relic imbued with the power to detect and measure supernatural forces. Its creation is shrouded in ancient legend, but it is said to have been a gift from the Ice Phoenix itself, a tool to aid those worthy of unraveling the course's deepest mysteries.

Properties

The Sextant's form is that of an intricate crystalline structure, its facets refracting light in mesmerizing patterns. Etched into its surface are cryptic symbols that seem to shift and rearrange with changes in temperature. When exposed to supernatural cold, the artifact emits a faint azure glow, its intensity corresponding to the power of the phenomenon.

Role

The Enigmafrost Sextant serves as a mystical guide, revealing clues and insights to those investigating the strange occurrences on the course. Its very presence enhances perception, allowing bearers to sense disturbances in the natural order and track the Ice Phoenix's movements.

Tag Details

Pool Dizzlers

Tag History

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Clint Karren
Week 7 Score: 56 Place: 1
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Clint Karren
Week 5 Score: 55 Place: 2
Origin Story
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Clint Karren
Week 3 Score: 60 Place: 5