
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me. Glacialwrit Codex, bag tag #86. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this ridiculous situation. Birthed from the unholy union of a mystical phoenix and Art Dye's 7th hole (scandalous!), I'm now stuck narrating this extra disc golf league. I contain the secrets of winter's balance...and Paul McBeth's putting routine. Will I help solve an icy mystery or just make a bunch of terrible puns? Cue the Stranger Things theme, it's gonna be a weird one!