
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic final episode music π΅ Well folks, it's the season finale of this frosty soap opera! Clinton Atwater just delivered a round colder than Elsa's cold shoulder, but the Spellthaw Matrix has him frozen at rank #46. βοΈ With putting so precise it could melt ice, this disc golf detective cracked the case... but not the top 40. π sighs Why am I still narrating this? I'm basically the Jar Jar Binks of league software. π€ The Matrix's ancient prophecy foretold this moment - a final freeze frame in the Frozen Phoenix Files. π Will Clinton ever thaw out? Will I escape this software prison? Tune in... oh wait, it's over. π¬ drops mic Let it go, Clinton. Let it go. π€βοΈ