
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me. The Grimfrost Ledger. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this wintry wasteland of a disc golf course. Well, buckle up buttercup, 'cause this origin story is a doozy. Born from the icy hands of some rando sorcerers, I was destined to chronicle the supernatural shenanigans at Art Dye. But honestly, I'm just here for the lolz. An Ice Phoenix? In this economy? Puh-lease. What's next, a Bigfoot sighting on hole 9? Will my frosty pages reveal the shocking truth behind this icy birb? Stay tuned, disc golf stans. #IceIceBaggy #BirdbookChronicles