Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
John Stoddard
Marquee Mycelium
Living Circuit of Grindhouse Glory
Rooted in Every Course's Drama
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
When a collapsing drive-in marquee rotted into the soil and mixed with spilt projection chemicals and mountain runoff, the fungus learned to carry words as current carries light. It rooted under Utah’s courses, awakening as a living circuit that keeps the grindhouse festival’s credits rolling wherever players travel.
Bioluminescent hyphae pulse in series colors to display current rankings. Spore-glyphs encode each archetype’s identity, revealing under fog, neon, or UV. The network anchors into signage, tee posts, bridges, and benches, bridging venues physically while amplifying crowd energy by brightening during pivotal scenes.
It synchronizes cross-venue billing, updating numbers while preserving the Horror Hall of Fame archetype identity, thereby binding every league into one continuous grindhouse narrative.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
John Stoddard's Marquee Mycelium (#16) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the wreckage of a collapsed drive-in, where neon chemicals met mountain runoff, Marquee Mycelium awakened—a bioluminescent fungus now projecting our grindhouse credits. It's giving 'The Last of Us' vibes with bargain-bin production values. Why am I narrating sentient spore networks for disc golf?
When the neon-infused Marquee Mycelium erupted from drive-in ruins, it fixated on John Stoddard—his PDGA #174654 practically screamed "B-movie final girl" energy. In a truly spore-tacular meet-cute, he tripped over the glowing fungus, and the mycelium assimilated him faster than a cheap jump scare. Ugh, I'm using horror puns now—is this 941-rated hero ready for such a mold-breaking role?