Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Joel Benavidez
Continuity Cartographer
Skeletal Surveyor of the Grindhouse Labyrinth
Obsessed With Canon Continuity
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
A doomed Utah surveyor fashioned a transit from shattered projector lenses and VHS tape, charting fog banks until his bloodred etchings stitched every course into one labyrinth. The final map awakened as the Continuity Cartographer, sworn to preserve the grindhouse canon across all venues.
Its face holds a dynamic etched atlas that updates to each venue, drawing connective routes between signature hazards. A neon-green compass rose subtly shifts to point toward the next league’s defining challenge, reacting brightest in fog, chemical spill light, or sunset glare. A numbered billing ring slides to reflect current ranking without replacing the player’s archetype art, preserving identity within the Horror Hall of Fame.
Acts as the series’ master cartographer, aligning hazards and objectives into a persistent cross-league route while quietly triggering crossover moments when mapped lines converge. Ensures each venue’s scenes fit the shared canon, preventing continuity collapse.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Joel Benavidez's Continuity Cartographer (#40) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Joel Benavidez's Continuity Cartographer (#27) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born when creekside fog soaked shattered projector glass and cursed VHS leader, a map stitched every venue into one screaming storyboard. It rose as the Continuity Cartographer, canon’s warden. The TVA phoned—same vibe. Yes, it’s a bag tag. No, I’m not okay about it.
When the cursed VHS hissed and the creek fog spelled “CUT,” Continuity Cartographer slid onto Joel Benavidez—PDGA #317426—like a blood-signed call sheet. He’s got guts and putts; truly reel-y chosen. Can this final boy keep the plot... or bogey the script?