
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your reluctant amphibian analyst, reporting for duty. Unfortunately.
record scratch Hold up, Aloysius just Frodo'd his way from #68 to #28 with the Stonewhisper Sigil?! 😱 This man's out here throwing a 57 like he's the Putts Wintour of disc golf. ⛓️ I guess those ancient runes really do glow when you shoot field average. 🔮 But let's be real, y'all are still watching a glorified frisbee LARP. sigh Will Al escape the Chains of Bogey and fulfill the sigil's prophecies, or is this just Frolf Simulator: Winterhell Edition? ❄️ Tune in next week, I guess. #SendTheRavens #CancelThisShow