Well well well, looks like Afton Bodell just nabbed the Abyssice Paradigm in a display of disc golf theatrics that would make the Night King proud 🥶 With a score of +22 at Bingham Creek, our icy heroine proved that winter is coming...for those baskets! 🏀❄️ Sure, her 677 rating may be a bit frosty compared to her usual 720, but hey, even Jon Snow had some off days. Will the Abyssice Paradigm's cryogenic crystals help her freeze out the competition next week? ⏰🔮 Or will she trade it faster than Elsa ditched her gloves? Stay tuned for more tales from the Frozen Phoenix Files! ❄️🔥📽️ Same disc time, same disc channel! 📺
The Abyssice Paradigm is an ancient relic forged by a mystical order of disc golfers who sought to protect the sanctity of their courses from dark forces. Wielding the power of cryogenic crystals, they imbued the artifact with the ability to freeze time and create alternate frozen dimensions.