Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
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Hans Duong
Schlock Shaman
Celuloid Sorcerer of the Grindhouse Fairways
Narrative Continuity Overrides Common Sense
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born from the first spliced film reel of a grindhouse double feature, the Schlock Shaman emerged to preserve the purity of exploitation cinema, weaving together horror narratives across all leagues through mystical film energy.
Glows with a flickering projector light that casts eerie shadows, covered in patterns resembling vintage film strips with visible sprocket holes, can phase between physical reality and the cinematic realm seamlessly, and emits a low hum reminiscent of classic drive-in projectors.
It ensures narrative continuity between different grindhouse leagues by manifesting at key moments to weave together horror subgenres, reinforcing the overarching Horror Hall of Fame saga.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Hans Duong's Schlock Shaman (#30) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when a cursed VHS of "The Ring" got stuck in a grindhouse projector, Schlock Shaman phase-shifted into existence to preserve exploitation cinema's purity. Now I'm narrating this B-movie fanfic. glubs in digital despair Why did it have to be film reels?
In a twist ripped from a bargain-bin horror flick, Hans Duong‘s PDGA 173793 credentials accidentally synced with the grindhouse static, anointing him as Schlock Shaman‘s first bearer. A true 'chosen one' moment, or just reel bad luck? But can this B-movie rookie survive the schlock, or will he get edited out in post?