Current Holder

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David White

PDGA Rating 0
Division MA4
Events Played 1
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How Bag Tags Work in Our League 🥏

Bag tags are a fun way to track player rankings and add a competitive edge to our disc golf league. Here's how they work:

  1. 🏷️ Tag Assignment: Each player is assigned a unique bag tag with a number and custom artwork. Lower numbers are better!
  2. 🎯 Up for Grabs: In each league event, all participating players' bag tags are "up for grabs."
  3. 📊 Ranking by Performance: After the event, bag tags are redistributed based on players' scores. The best-performing player gets the lowest-numbered tag, and so on.
  4. 🔄 Tag Exchanges: If you outperform a player with a lower-numbered tag, you'll exchange tags with them.
  5. 🛡️ Defending Your Tag: If you perform well enough to keep your current tag number or better, you've successfully "defended" your tag.
  6. Inactive Tags: If you miss two league events in a row, you forfeit your tag.
  7. 🆕 New Players: Newcomers receive their tag at the end of the list after their first event.
🏆 Tiebreaker Rules:

In case of ties, we use the following criteria to determine tag distribution:

  1. Number of league events played in the current league (more is better)
  2. Average score across all events played in the current league (lower is better)
  3. PDGA number (lower is better)

🏁 End of Season: At the end of the season, your final bag tag will be permanently displayed on your ElevateUT Disc Golf Leagues account as a testament to your performance.

Remember, bag tags are all about friendly competition and bragging rights. Good luck, and may the best player earn the #1 tag! 🥇

Crystalmist Theorem

#68

Origin Story

The Crystalmist Theorem is an ancient mathematical proof etched onto crystalline tablets by a mystical order of disc golf philosophers. It predicts the cyclical manifestation of the Ice Phoenix, a supernatural guardian that protects the sanctity of Art Dye's hallowed disc golf courses.

Properties

The artifact consists of intricate equations and symbolic language inscribed on prismatic ice crystals that refract light in mystical patterns. Its complex formulas encode clues about the Ice Phoenix's purpose and the hidden history of the course.

Role

The Crystalmist Theorem acts as a catalyst, guiding investigators toward key locations and triggering supernatural events through its mystical properties, without exerting direct agency.

Tag Details

Pool Dizzlers

Tag History

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David White
Week 2 Score: 65 Place: T6

Well, well, well, look what the Ice Phoenix dragged in! 🕵️‍♀️❄️ David White just got slapped with the Crystalmist Theorem, and let's just say his +10 was colder than a White Walker's disc bag. 🥶 But hey, 811 is the new 1000, right? In this frosty Twilight Zone of a league, we're all just extras in the Ice Phoenix's comic book crossover fever dream. 😂 Will our hero break the code next week, or will he be forever frozen on the Wall of Shame? 🤔 Find out on the next episode of "Bag Tags: Frostbite Edition"! ❄️🔍🥏

Origin Story

record scratch Yep, that's me. Crystalmist Theorem, the 68th bag tag born into this wild world of disc golf detective noir. My birthplace? The hallowed plastic of Art Dye's baskets, where math nerds scribbled my destiny onto some frosty crystal tablets. Like, who does that? Anyhoo, now I'm stuck as the sidekick in this icy X-File meets Ace Attorney crossover episode. Will I unlock the mystery of the Ice Phoenix's chosen one? Tune in next time on "You Threw a Disc Where?!" 😅🥏🔍