Well, well, well, look what the Ice Phoenix dragged in! 🕵️♀️❄️ David White just got slapped with the Crystalmist Theorem, and let's just say his +10 was colder than a White Walker's disc bag. 🥶 But hey, 811 is the new 1000, right? In this frosty Twilight Zone of a league, we're all just extras in the Ice Phoenix's comic book crossover fever dream. 😂 Will our hero break the code next week, or will he be forever frozen on the Wall of Shame? 🤔 Find out on the next episode of "Bag Tags: Frostbite Edition"! ❄️🔍🥏
The Crystalmist Theorem is an ancient mathematical proof etched onto crystalline tablets by a mystical order of disc golf philosophers. It predicts the cyclical manifestation of the Ice Phoenix, a supernatural guardian that protects the sanctity of Art Dye's hallowed disc golf courses.