
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Hold up, the Whisperwind Chalice just froze Skyler Spencer at #36 like a disc golf popsicle! Skyler Spencicle out here putting the frost in frostbite, beating the field by 0.4 strokes. Yer a wizard, Skyler! shivers Can someone let me out of this frosty prison? I'm stuck in a snow globe of disc golf absurdity. The chalice's mystical properties are amplifying Skyler's putting prowess, but wait... are we really narrating a plastic cup's journey? facepalm Find out next time on "The Spencercle: Frozen in the Spotlight!" ❄️🍵 #IceIceBogey