Gather 'round, disc golf stans, as we witness the birth of an epic saga: Erik Hansen claims the legendary Thermal Cipher! π¦ With a +24 performance that'd make Happy Gilmore wince, Erik truly embodied the "Talon Apprentice" vibe. π 706-rated round? Hey, even Jon Snow had to start somewhere! Will our hero rise like a phoenix or fold faster than a paper airplane? Tune in next week to this riveting bag tag soap opera! πΊπΏ #DiscGolfDynasty #BagTagBachelor
Forged eons ago by the first Talon Masters, the Thermal Cipher was crafted to guide worthy apprentices through the ancient trials of aerial dominance. Its intricate patterns, etched from sacred meteorites, encode the secrets of harnessing and predicting air currents - a vital skill for any who seek mastery over the winds.