π Houston Finch just snatched the coveted Zephyr Theorem like a Mandalorian snagging Baby Yoda! πΆπ₯ Wielding wind wisdom, they soared to an epic -8 and 1012 rating. But will these newfound powers help them defend their precious tag against the circling Sky Warden wannabes? π¦ Forget Westeros, the real drama's on the fairway! Who will master the mystical geometry to reign supreme? β³π #DiscThroneDrama #ItsGettingDraftyInHere π¨π Tune in next week for more riveting bag tag battles! πΏ
The Zephyr Theorem is an ancient scroll discovered within the hollow of an ancient oak tree, once used as a basket by the mystical Sky Wardens who pioneered the art of aerial disc hurling. Inscribed with intricate geometric patterns and arcane symbology, it contains the fundamental principles of wind manipulation, passed down through generations of aerial masters.