Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Chris Norman
Horror Host
The Glue Binding Midnight Movie Mayhem
Narrator Who Can't Stop Narrating
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born from the accumulated static of thousands of midnight movie marathons, the Horror Host manifested when the first grindhouse disc golf league began, destined to narrate the eternal horror saga and bind the leagues together through dramatic storytelling.
It glows with a faint projector light that shifts colors based on the current horror subgenre, emits crackling static sounds reminiscent of old film reels, can briefly manifest as a holographic figure with vintage woodcut aesthetics, and changes its visual design elements to match the art style of each league.
It connects the leagues by carrying over thematic elements and ensuring seamless transitions between horror subgenres, serving as the glue that binds the Horror Hall of Fame archetypes into a cohesive grindhouse saga.
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Chris Norman's Horror Host (#13) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Chris Norman's Horror Host (#29) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Born from the VHS static of a thousand midnight movie marathons, Horror Host #117 manifested when some mad lad decided disc golf needed more jump scares. It's like if the Crypt Keeper hosted a TED Talk on grip locks. The real horror? I'm stuck narrating this nonsense.
From the cursed VHS static, Horror Host #117 chose Christopher Norman after his PDGA 71774 manifested as a B-movie curse and his 941 rating summoned chainsaw-wielding fairway phantoms. His drive was so unnerving, it made the fog scream—talk about a putt-geist! But can this horror host survive the sequel, or will he end up on the cutting room floor?